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Thursday, September 06, 2007

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:20:12 GMT

A little bird was flying south for winter. It was so cold bird froze and fell to ground into a large field. While he was lying here, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As frozen bird lay re in pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay here all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard bird singing and came to investigate. Following sound, cat discovered bird under pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management lesson: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends 3-minute management course.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:34:45 GMT

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.

If you were to jump off a bridge I wouldn't jump with you, I would be at the bottom to catch you.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:44:26 GMT

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:55:05 GMT

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.

Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has
gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic
gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing..

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:07:16 GMT

http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/23068843/

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 15:54:53 GMT

Tinea Cruris (Fungal Groin Infection)

Tinea cruris is an infection of the groin caused by a fungus. Treatment with an antifungal cream usually works well. The tips given below may help prevent recurrences.

What is tinea cruris and how do you get it?

Tinea cruris is a fungal skin infection of the groin. Some types of fungus germs (fungi) are commonly found on human skin. They usually do no harm. However, if conditions are right they can 'invade' the skin, multiply and cause infection. The conditions fungi like best are warm, moist and airless areas of skin such as the groin.

What are the symptoms of tinea cruris?

Typically the groin becomes itchy and irritable, mainly in the crease between the top of the leg and the genitals. It is more common in men, and the scrotum may also be itchy. A red rash then develops in the groin, usually with a definite edge or border. Both groins are commonly affected. The rash often spreads a short way down the inside of both thighs.

Sometimes the infection spreads to the skin on other parts of the body (or may have first started in another area such as athlete's foot). Fungal infections do not usually go deeper than the skin into the body, and are not usually serious.

What is the treatment for tinea cruris?

You can buy an antifungal cream from pharmacies, or get one on prescription. There are various types and brands. For example; terbinafine, clotrimazole, econazole, ketoconazole, miconazole, and sulconazole. These modern creams are good at clearing fungal skin infections.

Apply the cream to the surrounding 4-6 cm of normal skin in addition to the rash.
Apply for as long as advised. This varies between the different creams, so read the instructions carefully.

An anti-fungal medicine taken by mouth is sometimes prescribed if the rash does not clear with a cream, or if the rash is in many places on the skin in addition to the groin.

The following tips may prevent tinea cruris from recurring

Wash your groin daily, then dry thoroughly. Drying is perhaps the most important point. It is easy to put on underwear when your groin is not quite dry. The damp groin is then an ideal site for fungi to multiply. (A hairdryer is useful if you have hairy groins.)
Change underwear daily. Fungi may multiply in flakes of skin in unwashed underwear.
Check for athlete's foot and treat it if you have it. Athlete's foot is a very common fungal infection of the toes. In a typical case of athlete's foot, the skin between the toes is itchy and flaky - especially between the outer two toes. The fungi from athlete's foot may spread to the groin. The same creams are used to treat athlete's foot and fungal groin infection.
Do not share towels with people in communal changing rooms. Wash towels frequently.
Keep your own towel when you have a fungal skin infection to reduce the chance of passing on the fungus to others.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:48:21 GMT

^^ newly made..hehehe

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:38:02 GMT

Do you really understand what is behind the word FAMILY? It gives me a shock when I know the answer. So long I never realize I don't know the real meaning of FAMILY.....
> > > > > > > Here Is The Answer..........
> > > > > > > (F)ather
> > > > > > > (A)nd
> > > > > > > (M)other
> > > > > > > (I)
> > > > > > > (L)ove
> > > > > > > (Y)ou
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why does a man want to have a WIFE? Because:
> > > > > > > (W)ashing
> > > > > > > (I)roning
> > > > > > > (F)ood
> > > > > > > (E)ntertainment
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?Because:
> > > > > > > (H)ousing
> > > > > > > (U)nderstanding
> > > > > > > (S)haring
> > > > > > > (B)uying
> > > > > > > (A)nd
> > > > > > > (N)ever
> > > > > > > (D)emanding
> > > > > > >
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be a sweet one? Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfriend).
> > > > > > > The word HELLO means:
> > > > > > > (H)ow are you?
> > > > > > > (E)verything all right?
> > > > > > > (L)ike to hear from you
> > > > > > > (L)ove to see you soon!
> > > > > > > (O)bviously, I miss you ..

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:20:53 GMT

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

here's the lyrics to sing along!!! =)
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 15:04:58 GMT

[ Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 u. Luv is 4 giving, I gave mine 2 u. Hearts r 4 beating, mine beats 4 u. ]